what so funny? over 32,000 notes for a slightly embarrassing dad selling a bracelet?? is this some sort of fandom joke? do y’all just share some sort of inside joke that i’ve been left out of????
Psychology major in Tennessee.
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Unironically enthusiastic about stuff.
I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future
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when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
This weeks American hero.
trolling before it was popular.
Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home
Dear Future Me,
Breathe. I haven’t been doing much of that lately. I stress out about everything. I’m always working on something to make life easier for, well, you. But it’s not fun, you see. Stressing out about everything and losing sleep, not eating healthier and limiting free time…it doesn’t make things any easier! Plus, I’m already doing that right now. So, Future Me, take some time to yourself every now and then. Remember that there are some things that are out of your control. And be good to those kids you teach because you could be one of the biggest influences in their lives. I worked really hard to put you where you are now. Also, try not to wear your heart on your sleeve as much, alright? And remember that if he hasn’t already, the right person will come along without you looking.
PS. I bet you’re hotter than I am.
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